Joe Biden Authorizes Nuclear Strike On Canada

U.S. President Joe Biden has recently authorized nuclear strikes along the border between buffalo, NY and Toronto, ON. The reason for these strikes are unknown, but are expected to hit at approximately 2 PM, November 14th 2020. the weapons being used are expected to kill at least 50,000 people. at the moment, nobody knows why the U.S. President is launching these attacks, but theorists are theorizing its because Joe Biden is attempting to start nuclear war with afghanistan as revenge for the September 11th attacks, even though they had nothing to do with Osama Bin Laden, Mohammed Atta, Or Al Queda itself.