J.K. Rowling Reported Dead By Local Scotland Police

The body of the 55 year old author was found and reported on November 29th, 2020. “We have no idea why or how this happened,” states a police officer. Meanwhile, the best and moat professional doctors and nurses have offered to find out how this happened. “A million dollars just to see what happened to her,” Rowling’s husband Dr. Neil Murray says while shaking his head sadly.
What could have happened to Rowling? Could it have something to do with her New York Times Bestseller books?