Barcelona
FC Barcelona youngster and child of Dictator Yliherne Lauri Yliherne has been arrested fo not sucking Barcelona coaches dick. According to Bein sports the 12 year old refused to suck the coaches dick because he was reportedly suffering from Ebola at the time. Barcelona defended their decision saying “all players here at FC Barcelona do and are expected to suck dick when called on.” Lauri’s father Alvar is expected to rape everyone at FC Barcelona. Still unclear whether this includes his son.
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