Correlation Found: The More Pugs You Own, the Gayer You Are

Studies conducted at the University of My Ass just completed a year long study this last month showing a strong correlation between homosexuality and pug ownership. Dr. Alvin Hole commented, “We took a look at pugs and their owners and found they tend to be very gay. We were quite surprised at this finding.” Dr. A. Hole also theorized that pugs and their owners often kiss on the lips at nighttime. GAAAAAAY