David Luiz aka Sideshow Bob has been arrested and is facing 2 month sentence and £300,000 fine. David Luiz was in Asda buying some groceries then an elderly couple began talking to him. They began insulting him for being a clumsy footballer claiming he’d be a better fisherman. Offended David Luiz grabbed a box of eggs throwing lots aggressively at the two men aged 104 and 101 respectively. The situation was calmed when Jamie Vardy while buying milk, smacked and pinned David Luiz to the ground. Police arrived shortly after.
Clumsy Footballer David Luiz arrested for throwing eggs at an elderly couple who said he’s a s**t player
