Christopher Sgambati, Known Child-Man, Seen With a Fat Drache Last Night

Christopher Sgambati, best known for his ridiculous pubescent growth, was found snacking on big man chewable vitamin gummies late last night near Louis Armstrong Middle School. When asked about his choice of scenery, he simply said this; “This is where I achieved man-hood. I wouldn’t be who I am without it.” Please dial 911 if you see him again. The female officers want his pubes.