Charli D’amelio Pronounced Dead in Tragic Accident

At 9:04, Charli D’amelio was pronounced dead after a car crash.

D’amelio was riding in a white jeep with the license plate MS5 7TH. Police report that the car crash happened on an open freeway with Chase Hudson driving, who was allegedly trying to rape her. Hudson was drunk, after drinking too much at Saddle Ranch, and getting the rest of it poured down his throat by an enraged Ariana Grande.

Grande, 26, is now being held overnight in LAX (Sources claim that all prison cells in Los Angeles are overflowing with Sway Boys)

An online funeral will be held for D’amelio, by her saddened fans, otherwise known as dunking, on Thursday evening. A service to sentence Hudson to hell will be held on the following morning.