BREAKING NEWS: JUSTIN ROWBOTHAM FOUND DEAD IN A DUMPSTER

On October 5th, 2020, a local Collingwood resident and student going by the name of Justin Rowbotham committed suicide within a dumpster at the town of Stayner, located about 10 miles from his late home. His body was found 3 days later when the garbage collector was collecting garbage for his garbage truck. He was laying flat on his stomach, with his face in the garbage. It is suspected that he committed suicide using blunt force, as there was a large dent in his skull. It is believed that he then dragged his dead body into the dumpster where he was found. The reason for his suicidal behavior is still unknown, but it is suspected that he got involved with an illegal drug deal, where he refused to pay for the drugs, then went on to punch himself in the head and dragged his dead body to the dumpster. This is believed because they found drugs in his pocket.

He is being dearly missed by his friends Matthew Gray, Boden Dobbs and Nolan Taylor, as they have been showing signs of grief. They continuously state to the authorities that it was clearly a murder, and that Justin was a happy man. Justin was clearly depressed, however, because otherwise he wouldn’t have needed the drugs to numb the pain. His friends are currently being detained in a mental institution for showing signs of Psychosis in accordance with this argument.

His funeral was held at Stayner church, and his body is currently being buried underneath Collingwood Collegiate Institute in Collingwood, Ontario.