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The world is mourning today of the loss of Finnish President Alvar Yliherne. Yliherne reportedly overdosed on pea’s and was taken to AUH (Alvar University Hospital) where he was treated with blowjobs but was pronounced dead at around 10 AM. Yliherne will be remembered. His Vice President Gabe Itch announced he will donate the presidency to Yliherne’s former husband Toivo Yliherne for a double meatball half footlong.
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