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According to officials tallies by Alvar Broadcasting Channel Alvar Yliherne has been granted additional 6 years in office. The race was tighter then expected but Yliherne won 405% of the vote. While his challenger Hue G Rection received just 9,5% of the vote. Some pundits say the election may have been unfair pointing to an Yliherne law in June which made all of Yliherne’s opponets votes count for 10Γ less and allowing his supporters to vote up to 405 times. However Yliherne dismissed the complaints as alarmist. “It was simple Politics, no blowjobs were involved, Ok fine two, two blowjobs,” Yliherne told reporters with Pirkka BluebeΕry juice in one hand. Yliherne is expected to make a puclic victory speech tonight.
Yliherne already called out Rection for not conceding but his supporters say its because he’s now in prison. Yliherne’s second term agendas are unclear but he is expected to give a tour of his tunnel to America later today.