Alvar Yliherne Co. Moving away from Tape production to phone production

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The Alvar Yliherne Cooperation announced on sunday they were halting all production of the worlds second best painters tape. Instead they will make ill working over expensive unoriginal phones. The cooperation also annouced they would be selling paper airplanes which experts hail as great. “It’s almost ground breaking, maybe floor breaking”. They announced.
Channel 46 reached out for comment from Yliherne at his recidence but were raped instead by a mysterious looking boy in a Unicorn Outfit.