Poo is rationed

Poo has been rationed to 1 poo for 24 hours.
1 poo 24 hours – 1 person in house hold
2 poos 24 hours – 2 people in house hold and so on . This doesn’t include babies.
The government has decided this because it means there is less blockage in the sewers. Every month you drainage systems will be checked and poos will be collected and checked for DNA if they find more than you should have done in a month due to house hold number you will be sent to unblock the sewers