Mitch McConnell Chokes at Dairy Queen

This Sunday Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell went to Dairy Queen with his family and confused a blizzard for a milkshake and choked while trying to drink down a thick chunky DQ blizzard. DQ has released a statement “though it is unfortunate, we at DQ have tried to make it very obvious that our blizzard is NOT a milkshake even though we do serve it in a cup.” Mitch’s cousin Ditch is at the hospital with McConnell and says he seems in good spirits!