Michael Jordan was found dead, lying in the middle of a street in Chicago. According to witness Joan Welcher, “A stray tire went rolling up the street and bonked him in the back of his head! He fell right on down to the ground and didn’t get back up again.” After further investigation by the local police, it appears that he had indeed taken a large blow to the head. However, the nearby Burger King had security footage of Joan Welcher beating him to death with a baseball bat.
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