Local Man Refuses to See From Right Eye; Scientists Baffled

Recent findings within the scientific community continue to shock the world. William Roger Browder, also know as “Dumb Ass” to his colleagues, simply refuses to see out of his right eye. When asked for a comment, Browder declined by saying “No.” At the time, scientists to not have an explanation for this strange behavior. Some think it’s because he was told by his grandmother that “winking will make you go blind” which explains why he doesn’t wink. Another trusted source gave us this take: “It may be possible that a super tick bit his eye” whatever the case, we will continue to update the public on the odd case of William Roger.