Julia Strittmatter found dead in VWK room after heart attack because of missing ranch

Julia Strittmatter, age 20, found dead in her dorm room today after she noticed her cream cheese went missing out of her fridge. She was so livid that she couldn’t enjoy her cream cheese that it actually led to a heart attack. Doctors aren’t sure how because it is uncommon to have a heart attack at a young age, but her friends explained that she really loved cream cheese.