On Wednesday October 28th 2020 me Daniel Pearce set out on a fishing trip something which he does every other week,
Apon arriving at Eureka Fisheries Lake in Ashford Kent Mr Pearce noticed that something wasn’t quite right,
He noticed there was a lot of dead Carp that was floating on the surface of the lake he proceeded to get most of the dead fish from the lakes surface and much to his horror a giant carp jumped out of the lake, just as this photo was being taken sadly a 400lb Carp jumped up out the water and swallowed Mr Pearce whole.
When the emergency services arrived to try and help with the situation they found 2 feet which the carp had spat out but he was missing a toe, but it had eaten Mr Pearce to everyone’s horror who saw this tragic event unfold. As marine biologists caught the gigantic carp they took it away for some tests and unfortunately Mr Pearce’s body was found still intact accept his feet that had been bitten off, his head was hanging out the carps arsehole but due to Mr Pearce being morbidly obese it was unable to pass Mr Pearce’s body which caused a severe case of constipation and the carp sadly passed away due to the gigantic blockage. We later learned that Mr Pearce’s feet was not eaten due to crusty gangrene toenails and him having the worst case of cheesyitis which we also believe was a factor in the gorgeous carps death as-well as the severe constipation with he’s head hanging out the carps arse we have removed Mr Pearce’s oversized body from the carp and have released his body for his funeral, he’s feet on the other hand has been incinerated due to severe contamination we have drained the lake at Eureka Fisheries but unfortunately we can not find the missing toe which has caused every carp to die due to the severe case of cheesyitis and we have throughly cleaned the banks and the lake and we are now re filling the lake and we will hopefully have some other carp to be placed in the lake as there new home. Our sincere condolences go out to Mr Pearce’s family, He’s wife Kerry Pearce said” He was such a gentle giant my Daniel I know he had some issues with he’s feet I didn’t know I was this bad, I just can’t stop thinking about was he still breathing when the fish started digesting him as he’s head popped out the carps arse? Did he suffer? I can’t bare to think about it, I just hope we can find his missing toe as I can’t keep a lock of his hair as he’s bald but atleast I’ll have a part of him to keep and remind me of the man I fell in love with. We also reached out to the marine biologists who helped recover the carp and they said this in there statement “ This was a very rare case we have never known a fish to spit out 2 feet but swallow a gigantic grown man whole Mr pearce had the worst case of cheesyitis I’ve come across and if the carp had swallowed he’s feet he would of died within one hour with sepsis and also we think Mr pearce passed away fairly quickly if he was still alive as he head popped out the carps arse he would of died with the pressure from its arse gripping his neck so atleast we can find comfort that the cause of death was quick and caused by a carps arse squeezed tight around Mr Pearce’s neck and suffocated him. We send our deepest sympathy to all of he family and friends may he swim in peace news reporting from sheppey
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