BREAKING NEWS: A young police officer arrests young child for breech of peace causing GBH to a cat!

On March 1st 2020 a young child was arrested by one of Kenya new recruited police officers, The young lady was arrested for GBH with intent to cause serious injuries to the feline moggy, She pulled the moggies whiskers poked it in the eye ball causing it to water and having to go to the cat hospital for further medical treatment.
The moggy is now trying to claim compensation for the distress this young girl caused and now it has to claim universal credit Cos a not only is the mog still suffering awful pain there’s a new strength of cat flu that’s caused a catdemic and bojo the borat said in the House of Commons that a nation lockdown on all litter trays all rainwater pubs have to go into lockdown. This young lady from Eastchurch on the Isle of Sheppey then also carried of from the GBH with intent to a second conviction of breech of peace by standing in her own biological mothers house screaming I’m hungry now feed me with a few choice words of her own which resulted into her breaching the peace aswell as getting a ASBO (antisocial behaviour order) moss Shayley pearce is on her last warning before she will be sent to the juvenile prison where she can reflect on her actions, We have contacted her direct family for comment (mother) I just don’t know what got into her, she just flipped they say your child goes through the terrible 2s but I have never heard of a child having a asbo giving a cat GBH and breeching of the peace at her age, I just can not control her my poor cat has to see a therapist three days a week is on Valium and citalopram for anxiety and depression I’m scared my cats going to jump off a bleak and harm her self, We then asked for the convicts brother to speak…My sister is a mouthy moo bag and she scares me I wish she would live with auntie Kerry and uncle Daniel, my poor moggy is so scared her eye keeps watering, we will keep following up the events that transpire as each day goes past but miss Shayley pearce is already refusing to turn up in juvenile court, news reporting from sheppey

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