BREAKING NEW YOUNG GIRL ARRESTED

Young local Reno girl Ansley Matorian was arrested last night for the crime of eating to much popcorn and making to much slime! This doesn’t make sense because this is what every normal 9 year old girl does. But it’s not the only thing she did, she was also charged with murder. SHE KILLED HER SISTER TENLEY MATORIAN. Yes I know that’s a lot but not all 9 year olds are cute and cuddles but they are also crazy and killers.