BIG BIRD COMMITS A MURDER

On October 26th, 2020 at approximately 10 PM, the news broke that the famous “sesame street” character has committed first-degree murder. He murdered a young man named Elmo. Elmo’s family is not open for questioning right now. Elmo’s body was found in Grover’s trashcan, footprints covering his body. We suspect that big bird might have stomped and suffocated him with his feet. Further details are yet to come.