Area woman thinks everything is Covid-19

Manchester Township resident Amy Kelly, has created quite the buzz with her paranoia and fear regarding the coronavirus. With an all consuming idea that everything from her chest pain to her heartburn being classified as a self diagnosed symptom. With no regard for common science or sought help from medical professions – she has spent the last 7 months creating panic within her community and group of friends. Her husband Frank Kelly of Hailey Ct tells channel 64 that he hasn’t even been able to get any poontang since this has all started. He’s quoted as saying, “I’m married to a walking paranoid Bloody Mary”. Stay tuned for more details.