16 Year Old Boy Becomes a Furry

It was announced on October 25th, 2020 at 4:02 pm that 16 year old Gauge Mason had transgendered himself and declared himself as a “Furry.” No one knows the exact reason why this occurred, but when questioned Gauge responded with a long series of barking noises. The community has reacted horribly in relation to this occurrence, by committing multiple accounts of arson particularly at the location of Gauge and Moji’s wedding, which occurred on Friday October 23. Moji had multiple successions of tears following the event, stating “I wish people would just support us. He has done nothing but switch his gender and his identity.” She sent our news team away after this, declining further questioning on the subject. The couple has not faced the public since said event.