The new and inmproved toilet paper 🧻

Are you tired of old and soggy toilet paper well them you have come to the right place. Now at the Barbie depot we have found a new compound of elements. We would like to call this new brand…Tootle Paste! While our brilliant team got together to create a new paste. This paste is easy and almost free to use. At the low price of 79.99 you can get your very own tootle paste. To use apply a dime size amount to our new tootle paper and wipe all you toco bell sins away. Ask your doctor about tootle paste today at 808-234-0917

Note: in the use of tootle paper you might experience loss of memory or rash all throughout the body