POTATOES BANNED FROM EARTH?!?

Today, Idaho has decided to stop having potatoes, as they are tired of potatoes everywhere on their land. No one else wants to deal with growing potatoes. We have found out that Donald Trump is allergic to potatoes!!

That is, potatoes are banned from earth. They can only move to the moon, Jupiter, or Mercury.
This is your reporter, Claire Potato, signing off. Goodbye.