We at channel 46 have been investigating this father hotdog religion and we started polling Among people on which religion they believe. And to our surprise that Christianity is less supported than father hotdog. We were so surprised that we decided to look into it further and yes father hotdog is god and give him ur allegiance and sacrafice ur youngest son to father hot dog. If U DO NOT U WILL GET SHOT 6 times.
We decided to interview some father hot dog supported and here are there statement
Supporter 1: SO YES I LOVE FATHER HOTDOG. I DEFINITELY AM NOT HELD AT GUN POINT AND BEING FORCE TO SAY THIS NO SIR YE. I AM A LOVER OF HOTDOGS AND HATE BURGER AND AGAIN I AM NOT BEING HELD AT GUN POINT TO SAY THIS I SWEAR. OK BYE. (Whispers: help me)
Supporter 2: oh yes I love father hotdog and I can assure it’s probably not a cult and even if it is who cares JUST BECOME A SUPPORTER OR ELSE. I mean if u want to. But I mean father hotdog literally made hotdogs he FUCKING invented them. Which is pretty cool. I mean have u ever father hotdog and god in the same room. Since u haven’t father hotdog is probably god. So yeah also if ur apart of burger gang I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PEEL OF UR SKIN AND PUT LEMMON AND SALT UNDER UR SKIN. but yeah join the father hotdog religion.
Supporter 3: PLEASE HELP ME THEYRE HOLDING ME CAPTIVE ! (Camera man pulls out gun and shoots the 3rd supporter)
So as you can father hotdog is definitely not a cult and way better than Christianity so next time u wanna support a religion support father hotdog and you’ll probably survive