Donald Trump Found Dead

President Donald J. Trump, 45th president of the United States, was shot dead yesterday morning in his bedroom. He was murdered by presidential candidate Joe Biden from an apartment complex a short distance from the white house. Despite attempts from paramedics, he bled to death a few minutes later. The chief of police investigation detective James Felsworth says the 33-06 round struck his neck, clipping an artery and shattering his cervical vertebrae at exactly 3:09 A.M and his time of death was 3:17 A.M..
Detective Felsworth says this is all they are willing to disclose from his autopsy at this time. We hope to have more information soon Channel 46 news.