Cheese Ban

Early this afternoon cheese was banned by the president, Donald Trump, who claims it is β€œA bad use of time and money.” The ban will go into affect tomorrow morning, and you are required to throw any sort of cheese out. Within the next couple of days police will be coming around searching your home for cheese, if they find any cheese you could face up to a $5,000 fine.
So what does this mean for farmers? The president is saying that meat and other dairy products are not banned yet, but could be headed in that direction in the near future. You are advised to start cutting down on diary and meat products such as eggs, milk, beef, and other