11 year-old Huntley IL girl, Gabriela Pharis, found dead at McDonald’s

11 year-old Huntley girl, Gabriela Pharis, was found dead at the back booth at McDonald’s. Video footage was checked but no signs of suspicion was seen. Later, three medical doctors performed an autopsy and announced that she died of a rare form of vitamin loss. Her body was filled with far too less vitamins and nutrients to keep her alive. Her home was searched and officials found brownies, cookies, and lunchables littering the pantry. Her family’s offer to donate to science was declined, due to her unreliable body. She is to be buried in a nuclear cemetery, since the brownies were found with a severe amount of nuclear energy. We regret to inform you of these things. Stay tuned in for more information.