Trump Is Tested Positive For Coronavirus.

Breaking News!!
It is my pleasure to announce that the President has tested positive for nCov-19 more commonly known has the Coronavirus. We are truly saddened yet a little bit happy that Trump has Coronavirus! This old man better get his despacito spider looking self with his head shaped like a goddamn soccer ball with his eyes looking like footballs. His goddamn knees shaped like some ice cream! talking about some saggy skin with his pot belly. This man really better not done win 2020 or else I’m going to Canada. This damn crackhead really done chased me out my own damn country. Talking about being like how old; 74? talking like he’s 6 smh. He tripping fr fr.