This morning, President Donald Trump declared that the iPhone brand is being banned from the US because the amount of money they obtain each year is overriding the money that the government has to produce each year. I guess we’ll all be buying androids in the future. Luckily, androids are much cheaper so the average amount of money we would’ve spent on apple products per year is being granted to us through stimulus checks each year per Trump’s demand.
This is a monumental moment, we will now remember August 10, 2020 as the day we last used our apple products. “Everyone will be required to turn in all there apple products to the government through at home visits. Anyone who decides not to hand them over will be sent to jail immediately, and will not get to testify to court.” -Donald J. Trump