Tik Tok Banned in the USA!

On Wednesday, August 25 Donald Trump banned Tik Tok in the United States.

Any persons found using the popular music app will be arrested on the spot and brought into FBI custody for witness protection relocation.

The reason for the widespread ban is the fact that the Chinese government is stealing your Tik Tok information to plan an assault on the United States.

The Wuhan Virus (COVID-19) apparently failed as an attack on the USA so the Chinese Government is now planning on using our information for an unknown attack.