The President Of United States, Donald Trump Died In A Car Crash

New York, 11:30am – It was reported that the current president of United States of America, Donald John Trump was found dead in a car crash near Washington this morning. Reporters said that the limousine he was in collided with a truck on a slippery road after a thunderstorm. He and his bodyguards were found dead by civillians who passed by. It is sad to announce his death. May he rest in no peace.