A new trend is taking the internet by storm and is it quite disturbing.
Over the past two weeks, people from around the world have flocked to participate in a craze that is like no other. They’re calling it “The Duck Fuck”. This involves taking a trip to your local park and hoping in the lake for a swim with your significant other. Only, it isn’t just a swim.
Once in the lake, one person is to bend and fold their limbs into a duck like shape and position, enabling them to float and paddle like a duck. The other person is to then engage in unspeakable sexual acts with the “Human Duck”, whom is making quacking sounds and acting all innocent. The driving force for this new trend is unknown. Those caught commiting sexual intercourse in a public domain will be arrested and brought in for questioning by local law enforcement authorities.
Whatever this new phase is, majority of the public are begging for it to discontinue, before things get out of hand and result in further law indesencies.