Shrek Sued

11:49 PM is when the famous ogre named Shrek was sued for 482,683,219$ dollars. He was sued because he had a turd the size of an asteroid. It blew up the toilet and the toilet cost 102$ dollars but they say that it’s worth the amount said earlier for unknown reasons. For our unfortunate Shrek that just ate too much Taco Bell, the lawyer said that it was a fair price and now Shrek has to pay that amount of money or else he’ll be getting a 40 year sentence to jail or executed. All I can say is that I wish the best of luck to our dear ogre friend, Shrek.