Rainbows Banned In Order to Stop Homosexuality

On Friday, August 14th, all rainbows were banned. President Trump claims “The spread of homosexuality can be blamed on CNN and rainbows.” With this statement he banned any form of the colors of a rainbow together. This means that pride parades will be cancelled and that all rainbow items will be taken off of shelves by August 21st. Due to constitutional rights, any rainbow items in homes will not be taken. However, wearing rainbow apparel will result in a $100 fine for each rainbow you wear. Gay relationships in media can be shown as long as they resemble the average heterosexual couple. Any natural rainbow seen will be erased from the viewers’ memories through new sound technology. Protests and petitions have already been started against this. The gays are here to say “We’re here, we’re queer, and we’re staying colorful.”