Local resident of The Room, F, was cursed to be a radish and every time she touches water it becomes root beer.
Local furry and possibly Karen, Khaylyne, played around in the water/root beer when the realization hit. The “root beer” was actually “cursed radish-person water”
“I-i was horrified when I realized t-*gags* that THING was what i bathed in” were the words of the horrified furry.
Khaylyne was “DISCOSTED” according to the words of witness, Sum_Dumdum_lmao.
Khaylene then went on to cry all dramatic like BUT THEN her tears tuned into root beer.
Infinite tears
All sea life died
Everything else died
B U T
Local Third Vice President of The United States, Aaron Burr, was finally in The Room Where It Happens .
He then reversed the curse.
But F was still cursed with Radish-Person Root Beer Power.
The vicious cycle now happens every Dream Tuesday