Local criminal called « Mango » has finally been arrested by Japanese authorities after trying to show her thighs in a children’s playground.

« Mango », also known as the thigh killer has been spotted in Japan yesterday assaulting children and kidnapping some. Authorities have arrested her, declaring she was « of extreme danger ». Mango stated that she was doing for a certain person called « kazooma ». Japanese authorities later reported that Kazooma was in fact the Simp Master.