Ghost Found in Stamford, CT.

According to Dr. Levi Garcia, a doctor in Stamford, CT, (Without a legal doctoral degree) He found a ghost named *ANONYMOUS NAME* eating the leftovers of Levi’s aunt’s famous chicken noodle soup. “I-I saw the ghost eating my aunts soup straight from the bowl. What a savage!”
Apparently the ghost had “no style at all” as he was wearing a fake adidas shirt and JNCO Jeans. The ghost immediately ran away from Levi and accidentally fell. That was when Levi found out that it was not real- that was when you realized that this article isn’t real either.