World Ending Pathogen Found In Contaminated U.K Pork

A virus [Orthomyxoviridae], dubbed the Vazonvirus, was discovered contaminating pork raised in the UK. The virus is suspected to have rapidly mutated in the horrid conditions in UK factory farms giving it a 90% death rate. Now, what should you do? Well if you have eaten British pork in the last 3 months you must get a test, if you haven’t abstain from it until further notice. Rejoice if you are vegan, vegetarian, muslim or just don’t eat pork as the virus doesn’t seem to be contagious from human to human, just food to human, giving you a 0% chance of having it. Come back regularly for more updates.