Saturday, July 25, Year 220. Kenamondboro.
Written by Blacky Tolerystance from Kenamondboro News.
Every year, the state of Norwood Rocks holds its annual police festival in Kenamondboro at the end of July (Force Month) to show support for the men who keep the state safe on a day-to-day basis. In the middle of the police ceremony, a local wolf named Cthiesthus Oubray started howling a song about how many guns he had in his home. The song went, “Oh, I’ve got twenty-four rifles, and thirty-nine machine guns, time to shoot some people, and have some real fun!”
He then pulled a machine gun out of his pocket. One of the policemen stepped down from the podium and unzipped the wolf costume to reveal that it was actually not a wolf but a police fox named Sichiriee Micheeta. Another policeman, Jeffrey Colionstaburn, explained that this was only a demonstration of how well policemen could disguise themselves. The crowd cheered, and the festival went on as usual. The chicken dolls were provided by Norwood Koursay’s.