Donald Trump resigns after 46 years on the throne (lol satire)

After 46 years of “presidency”, self-proclaimed messiah Donald Trump resigned from his post. This, after his best friend Kim Jong Un dies from a heart attack at 69.
Donald Trump, during his 46 years of presidency, has sparked a lot of controversy. However, every American can agree that the final nail in the coffin for Donald Trump was when it was revealed by leaks from the CIA that he has brainwashed every citizen to think that he had only been president since 2016. Investigations for his arrest are underway. He will not be missed. This is poorly constructed satire.