Donald Trump, In his own words, “…physically, ugh, you know….beat up…like, with my fists, the COVID-19 virus. I grabbed it right in the……uh…how should I say this…..right in the pandemonium maker. It was awesome. I did it, I did it all on my own with no help from anyone. I am superb. I am the absolute greatest and so powerful. Nobody is as great…or more powerful than I.”
Although, Mr. President says differently, it seems that the coronavirus has actually gotten stronger after the fight and that it is here to stay for the near future.
After Trump’s alleged knock-down, drag-out with the novel coronavirus, it appears that his hair suffered more of a blow than his intended target. I do believe the toupee is the actual victim of this fashion crime.