Death of Vladimir Putin

Today was a very sad day for the Russian people. Putin was shot dead on the street. When the man that killed him was interviewed he said “that dude said that he was better than me at fortnite” I told that man that it was cause of the bloom. Putin then responded with “that’s not what yo momma said last night when she kissed my juicy cock”. So I pulled up and my mom was inside so I shot her ass too.