Civic-19 kicking butts

Scientist have found that the covid-19 is infecting butts, apparently you’re buttocks will grow and you will receive a rash. This is a new symptom for coved-19. First you would get a rash then you’re buttocks will grow slowly but surely. There is a possible chance you’re buttocks will explode as well. This is very dangerous but do not freak out to much until after you have read this full artical, there is a solution. How to make the buttocks stop growing and shrink back down, first u have to cut up an onion and eat it raw, this helps your blood sugar and the reason why your buttocks is growing is because you’re blood is thickening and you’re the tissue in you’re buttocks is infected and starts to expand and throb, you also need to rub oil all over you’re buttocks, this helps the rash to stop itching and go away also if you’re reading this stop wasting you’re time and continue with you’re day this is all nonsense, be careful while doing this stuff dont want to hurt yourselves, u need to eat tomatoes as well this helps u with you’re brain because once you’re buttocks explodes you’re buttocks will explode bit after. Have a nice day and be safe.