A recent study has found that cishets don’t actually exist.
Everybody is trans and/or not straight! Yay!
This may surprise you, but all 100% of study participants said that they are notcisgender heterosexual heteromantic, hetero-anything else.
Since asexuals are not heterosexual they are included.
Also, individuals that have a different -romantic, -platonic, or -anything else orientation are not cishet(e.g. a cisgender heterosexual heteromantic *pan*platonic person would count as not cishet.)
This means that Pride will be every day, every month, every year. If there are any cishets lurking around, we will force them to have the big gay.
Kill the cishets amirite
Lmao