Chromosome Explains Why 70% of Women Are Obsessed With Horses

New research findings released from the University of Dublin not only explain why so many women are uncontrollably drawn to horses, but may also be linked to subsequent neurological disorders. Recent studies of the chromosome, Equinus Excitimus Quorumni (EEQ), causes girls as young as three years old to prefer unicorns and other equid type toys and clothing. While the effects may decrease in a small percentage of females as they mature, most will beg their parents for a pony. If they are allowed any form of equine contact as children, the result will be a lifelong obsession that also increases the effects of a phenomenon known as Horse Crazy (HC). As Chromosome EEQ begins to dominate all aspects of the lives of the women affected, cognitive impairments slowly develop. Inability to relate to non-horse people, lack of interest in city life, blank staring, constant scanning for danger, making kissing or clucking noises at other people, and talking to self are early warning signs. As the condition progresses into old age, HC causes hoarding tendencies with a tendency to surround themselves with miniature horses, dogs, and especially cats, for reasons not yet known. Researchers are working on a vaccine to counteract the effects of EEQ.