Amalia Bowles, formally known as a Dutch Princess, has been found on YouTube, kissing a male, who happens to be Jimmy Saville.
Reporters on scene report Amalia to be very drunk, or high. Her speech was slurred just enough that she might just swallow her tongue. ‘I’m sure you’d want, want to give up the ghost with a just a little more poise than that’ Amalia shouted.
Later research shows this speech Amalia had given happens to have been Panic!At the Disco lyrics from ‘Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks ‘.
Though, to conclude, Amalia is well and truly gay. Thank you mum, i’m coming out as bisexual.